>Maybe there is something redeeming about Boston after all.
August 15, 2008 § 1 Comment
>Riva found the following ad on craigslist in Boston.
Will pay $500 to clean your place
Date: 2008-08-14, 9:20PM
35yo white male, tall, athletic, educated, professionally employed. 100% sane, safe, stable, emotionally mature but don’t take myself too seriously, etc.
Common tale of alpha male wanting to turn the tables and do a woman’s bidding. If you’re not familiar w/ how common this is, b/c it’s not your thing, I’d be happy to explain. I will clean your place, do your laundry, chores, projects – anything you wish. You order me around like a servant, get all the drudgery done that you don’t have time for and/or don’t feel like doing yourself, and wield explicit power over a grown man. I will be subservient to you, and pay you $500 cash for the experience. No sex. No joke. I’m totally normal, laid-back, flexible, and few people are ever uncomfortable around me.
You need to be: 24-36 SWF, attractive, athletic or slender, intelligent, witty, adventurous w/ a sense of humor and a messy place. Even if we only do it once, it’d be great fun and a great story — in addition to the cash and the practical benefits. And if you can’t believe you’re answering this ad, you might be exactly who I’m looking for.
* Location: Cambridge
In other news, hot air ballooning was postponed and the Brooklyn bbq was canceled due to storm activity. Instead of the bbq, I was forced to undergo hours in Williamsburg at Hotel Delmano. At least the drinks were delicious.
-music: The Finches
-book: Tomato Red by Daniel Woodrell